TOP TEN REASONS WHY
HUMANKIND IS ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION
 
 
10. Hockey player Gordie Howe "unretires" at age...69.
9. Some people carry pictures of dogs in their wallets.
8. World Wrestling Federation on Pay-Per-View.
7. O. J. Simpson's chipping golfballs in Florida while Heidi Fleiss is in jail.
6. Al Sharpton and Tom Hayden running for mayor of New York City.
5. Pat Boone's new CD, "In a Heavy Metal Mood."
4. Madonna and Michael Jackson are legally permitted to have children.
3. Beanbag chairs and lava lamps are making a comeback.
2. Rock star Prince actually has people calling him "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince."
1. Dennis Rodman.
 
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